billy marks is rad!!
September 27th, 2009 | Posted by David
Archive for September, 2009
suck it, puma
September 25th, 2009 | Posted by David
the string cheese i bought the other day has trivia on the wrappers. and, i learned today that carnivores won’t eat another animal that has been struck by lightning. dope!! that would just give me like an added bit of invincibility. so, if you see me walking around with a golf club in the air, you know what’s up. i’m tired of living in fear of mountain lion attacks. and, if the apocolypse comes, i’ll probably just go live in the mountains with all those wild, carnivorous, mountain critters. plus, maybe it also works on monsters, like vampires and zombies. that makes it pretty much a win-win-win situation.
boo-yah! string cheese just saved my life.