Archive for June, 2006

son of a bitch

June 30th, 2006 | Posted by David

i really like walking. but, my crotch hates it. this evening, i’m sporting a sweet-ass friction/heat burn from the tighty-whiteys i wore to keep my junk in place. i’m pretty unhappy about the whole deal.

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time vs temp

June 28th, 2006 | Posted by David

the 90s were pretty great as a decade, but as far as an outside temperature, they’re just no good.

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product review

June 27th, 2006 | Posted by David

post raisinbran:

it doesn’t taste as awesome as coco puffs or reese’s puffs, but my poops have been fantastically regular. god bless the magnificent powers of bran.

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color vomit

June 24th, 2006 | Posted by David

so, now i have brown and gold trucks, red risers, a blue deck, and bright green wheels. it looks like someone threw-up colors all over my board, and not in a good way. if there even is a good way.

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know and grow

June 22nd, 2006 | Posted by David

today, while i was mowing the lawn, i came to the conclusion that dog pee is bad for grass.

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go skateboarding day

June 21st, 2006 | Posted by David

today is go skateboarding day. so, you should go skateboarding or something.

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ipod on shuffle

June 15th, 2006 | Posted by David

i was just going to copy cory’s blog and list the songs that came up on my ipod, but i don’t have an ipod. so, i can’t do that. i do have this mp3 player thing that my mom got me 3 years ago. i call it my fauxpod. it doesn’t have shuffle. here are 10 songs that i rock:

1)peaches – i don’t give a…

2)the bravery – no brakes

3)50 cent – hate it or love it

4)bloc party – tulips

5)m.i.a. – bingo

6)bauhaus – ziggy stardust

7)moving units – between us and them

8)the white stripes – the denial twist

9)fischerspooner – never win

10)scissor sisters – comfortably numb

 

 

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evil days make me lazy

June 6th, 2006 | Posted by David

i felt like i should probably post something today, but i don’t really want to. i think that the overpowering evilness of triple 6 day is making me kind of lazy. so, just go over to antirobot.com, and see what cory’s up to. satanic triple yatzees don’t even faze that dude.

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cor-mega

June 2nd, 2006 | Posted by David

cory and i went skateboarding today. it was skatetastic.

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ninjas, bobby!!

June 1st, 2006 | Posted by David

i saw some more ninjas by my parents house, or maybe they were samurais or something, it was pretty dark and i’m not an expert on that weird shit. anyway, it’s a little bizarre. i hope that it’s some kind of friendly clan that looks out for my parents, cause if i have to fight those dudes, i’m pretty much fucked. they have swords. seriously, how come little ninja kids can carry around swords, and i get hassled for riding a skateboard in an empty parking lot. fascists. fascist ninjas.

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