as seen on tv
April 30th, 2006 | Posted by David
one time at park meadows, i saw tom green. i wish i would have seen angie austin.
Archive for April, 2006
the week that was
April 28th, 2006 | Posted by David
damn. it was a pretty eventful week. first, jamie and i set a new personal record on the yahoo crossword. that was hella tater-nuts. then, it snowed. that wasn’t cool. my lower-back muscle, above my ass on the right side, hurt like hell all week. that was pretty suck. i almost ordered ‘welcome to hell’ off of the internet. that was almost cool. i snubbed m-dubbs(marge wiggins) at walmart. that was lame. i downloaded rick ross-’hustlin’. that was pretty thug-tastic. i put a bunch of skateboarder birthdays on the calendar at the sport stop and almost landed a switch flip on the soft trucks deck. no wonder i’m so tired. i need to pace myself.
picture perfect
April 21st, 2006 | Posted by David
i went skateboarding tonight. it was fun. i wore my baseball cap, cause i’m a thug. now, i’m done, and i want to go to bed. but, my hats sweaty, and it’s 100% wool. if i take it off, it’ll shrink-up on me. so, here i am, naked, except for a sweaty, baseball cap, brushing my teeth with my right hand and blow drying my head with the left. i totally checked myself out in the mirror, and i make this shit look good. Â
fucking ninjas, dude!
April 20th, 2006 | Posted by David
i was mowing my parents lawn tonight, and i shit you not, some dude walked by, wearing black, karate pajamas and carrying a ninja sword. he also had on red chuck taylors. weird, huh?
rock dio
April 13th, 2006 | Posted by David
“ride the tiger. you can see his stripes, but you know he’s clean.”
the mystery of the sweat-stache
April 9th, 2006 | Posted by David
through the miracles of aging, i now have the special ability to produce salt lines on my upper lip when i sweat a lot. i end up with a little white sweat-stache. jealous much?
the stinkoning
April 9th, 2006 | Posted by David
did you know that dogs have anal glands that squirt out this gross-ass, poo juice? sometimes, when milo is sitting next to me on the couch, he gives the couch cover and my pants a little squirt. it would be awesome, if i was into stuff that smelled like fish paste.
headline news
April 6th, 2006 | Posted by David
i like to check out the news headlines on yahoo. this one made me laugh.
the invigorationing
April 5th, 2006 | Posted by David
i used the scrub last night, and now i have noticeably smooth, radiant, healthier looking skin. fathers, keep your daughters locked up. now that i have access to swiss glacial water and nourishing swiss botanicals, i am sure to be some type of sexual tyranosaurus.