guilty pleasure
February 20th, 2006 | Posted by David
i know you’re on myspace. we’re all doing it. so, you better put ‘el hubro’ on your friend list. and, make all of your friends do it too.
Archive for February, 2006
fuck “presidents’ day”
February 20th, 2006 | Posted by David
what a stupid holiday. i guess i’ll celebrate by not being able to deposit money in the bank, not being able to get a book at the library, and not getting any mail.
another damned birthday.
February 20th, 2006 | Posted by David
today, kook turns 26. that’s halfway to 52. i wonder if we’ll have hover cars by the time i’m 52.
justin allen
February 17th, 2006 | Posted by David
i wasn’t going to put justin on the team, because he beat cory and me at tennis last summer. i’m a total dick like that. but, i’ve decided that if he promises to stop sending me all those creepy pictures of himself skiing naked, he’s on.
birthdays are for suckers.
February 17th, 2006 | Posted by David
happy birthday, “the dave”. “the dave” is 27 as of today, which is totally old balls.
chin beards are really lame.
February 17th, 2006 | Posted by David
if you have a chin beard, you are a douche bag. if you have a full beard, no beard, a sweet stache, or a shitty attempt at a full beard, you may or may not be a douche bag. but, if you have a chin beard, even if you team it up with a sweet stache, you are a full on douche bag. i’m honest because i care.
happy valentine’s day
February 14th, 2006 | Posted by David
i made tasty, little, heart-shaped spritz cookies today. they are absolutely brilliant with tea.
first demo of the season.
February 12th, 2006 | Posted by David
i gave a demo for some cheerleaders today. i don’t know if they were more excited by the dazzling, choreographed lines i performed for them or that time i took off my shoe and threw it at my board, but i do know that i am way too old and married to have a romantic relationship with any of them. god bless america.
team update: 2/11/06
February 11th, 2006 | Posted by David
i don’t know what anybody’s doing. honestly, i’m not even really sure who’s on the team. do we have a team? so, i’ll just continue writing about me:
i painted the ceiling in my parent’s living room yesterday.
funerals are not fun.
February 9th, 2006 | Posted by David
i went to my great aunt’s funeral today, and the after-party. now, i have the gnarliest broccoli and bush light burps.
r.i.p. ceil